i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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