trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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