Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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