Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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