I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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