Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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