can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You're like the curious george of whores
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Randomize
