I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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