got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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