How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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