I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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