Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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