You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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