I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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