And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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