i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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