I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
