Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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