just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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