Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
nutella sex= disaster
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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