it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
3 2 1 whiskey
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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