No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
