He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I don't think brook has ever known best
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize