I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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