I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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