I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
