didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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