She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
