I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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