What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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