is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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