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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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