Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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