Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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