i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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