we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
