I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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