i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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