Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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