I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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