Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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