The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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