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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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