if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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