Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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