Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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