I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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