Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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