Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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