He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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