Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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