This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Welp...herpes.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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