Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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