My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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