How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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